The Pizza’s the license. The registration’s the understanding…The ID is just there, to let the officer know who to thank. And so that the judge and the whole department can know who to invite to the next pizza party, conveniently close to some bars….
Years ago, when I’d get pulled over and they wanted to see my license, I’d wrap it in a $20 bill, never saying a word. Worked every time. I’d get the license back and a verbal warning.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
If he were pulled over by a teenage mutant ninja turtle, the rascally reptile would let him off with a warning after getting bribed with a pizza.
JayBluE about 9 years ago
The Pizza’s the license. The registration’s the understanding…The ID is just there, to let the officer know who to thank. And so that the judge and the whole department can know who to invite to the next pizza party, conveniently close to some bars….
Proginoskes about 9 years ago
Idiot. Everyone knows you’re supposed to slip the cop a doughnut …
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago
Greasing someone’s palms has gone too far.
skyriderwest about 9 years ago
Hopefully the cop isn’t lactose intolerant… otherwise he might just get cheesed off.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
Hey! That’s a Papa John’s. For a Papa John’s, you get a beating and two tickets. Next time, bring a better pie. (No anchovies.)
gaslightguy about 9 years ago
Years ago, when I’d get pulled over and they wanted to see my license, I’d wrap it in a $20 bill, never saying a word. Worked every time. I’d get the license back and a verbal warning.
YoungGeezer about 9 years ago
He should have tried a doughnut.
SClark55 Premium Member about 9 years ago
I’m guessing it’s not hot, so he shouldn’t be too optimistic.
tegm almost 9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH XD I love that it could have been a donut, but it isn’t XD