FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 12, 2010
May 11, 2010
May 13, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: These outline auction sites are incredible, Peter! I mean, look at these prices: a pink dress, $3!... a yellow silk blouse, $2! ... a cuddles the kitten wristwatch, $2.75! I could really get hooked on this. Peter: I suppose if you like buying igrls clothing. Jason: Who's buying? Paige: Has anyone seen my watch?
legaleagle48 almost 14 years ago
You’re a dead kid walking, Jason.
Dkram almost 14 years ago
Inquirer headline.
Boy gets head caught in computer monitor.
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DolphinGirl78 almost 14 years ago
sigh
So glad I don’t have kids…
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Yeah, most of those brainy nerd computer geeks do grow up to be sell-outs, :-) (Wouldn’t the kid have set up this site?)
kab2rb almost 14 years ago
Our son when he was small would do small things to his sister. Took her errasure and threw it down a storm drain, took one of her shoes and threw it out the window I was driving on a highway. We still need to buy her newer shoes she outgrew them. But nothing like this. Jason your so going to get it.
RadioTom almost 14 years ago
Can anyone say Weird Al? “Found it on EeeeeBaaayyyyy!”
gulfcoastgrl almost 14 years ago
Sounds like he got a spam like our Jornaner or whatever it is the bleeep thing goes by recently!
legaleagle48 almost 14 years ago
A spam? Read the last panel again – he’s not buying girls’ clothes off a spam e-mail; he’s SELLING Paige’s stuff online!
He’ll be lucky if Paige only stops at killing him.
Schmeezle almost 14 years ago
I can’t wait for the episode where everyone’s wondering where Jason is, there’s a fresh mound of dirt in the back yard, and Paige has a sly grin on her face.
dicatduke almost 14 years ago
He never learns, does he?
legaleagle48 almost 14 years ago
Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 5 hours ago
CNN Headline News Today, in —, — an 11 year old was allegedly bludgeoned to death by his sister using a computer’s keyboard.
Sheriff Jose Moore said ” the keyboard itself was unrecognizable from the number of blows required apparently to subdue and then kill the boy. The motive is unknown at this time.”
As the person of interest was taken into custody, she was heard to say, “he had it coming.”
Whereupon she started doing the Cell Block Tango in celebration.
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
And after that, she went retro and did the Jailhouse Rock and then the Bojangles Dance. When asked why, she said the same thing: “He had it coming.”