Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 03, 2015

Wow, she must have been pretty awful the first time she shot him down.

Well of course she shot him down; he couldn’t think of anything that “lights him up” other than basketball and sweater vests. And he forgot to mention sweater vests.

Last date he tried to slip something in her drink but it was a placebo. Are they relieving themselves in P3?

Sorry Bobby but I’ve got a hot date with Ken Brown. He really makes everything happen.

Meanwhile, the CoachWatch seeks in vain, not knowing that the Gilfather has taken the midnight flight to Vella Lavella, having found evidence on 4chan that Hadley V. Baxendale has become the tropic island’s most notorious courtesan. Mimi remains in hot pursuit, having traded in her hatchet for a GAU-8 Avenger, swearing that her man’ll sport around with Mudlark alumni over his dead body..Alright, it’s 3:30 AM, I haven’t slept and I’m punchy as hell. What’s Rubin’s excuse?

Whole thing still has a “Lord of the Flies” vibe to it. No adults what so ever.

She’ll probably be busy this weekend recovering from surgery to make her hands somewhat close to the same size.

In all reality , why is Hank Hill asking Leisl out in P 2 ?

P3- BStatWhiz picks up his stash at Milford Drugs along with a soda to go. All that fountain needs is some stools.

Bobby said Leisl was nice about it, was he being sarcastic? Because I assume she’s the one who broke his glasses in P2. Speaking of broken, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is broken of logic. (As is my English today.)

Coaches Held Hostage: Day 34 for Gil and Kaz; Day 68 for Mimi. I think I’d be disappointed if one of them made an appearance at this point.

Just a thought, if you’re going to the fountain, avoid the Mello Yellow and Mountain Dew

…great Hank Hill observation, in reality.

P3- wish my gas station had glory holes like the ones the boys are lined up for under the fountain drinks!

In P1, what is Liesl examining in the microscope? Her fingernails?

Theme song for BSTATWHIZ this weekend:“Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody……..”

As big as her right hand is in panel one they have got to be doing this crap on purpose with the art. Also there is not a dialog balloon today anywhere near anyone’s mouth. They have to be ‘baiting’ us for comments. They can’t really be that bad can they?

Three days in a row I’ve had to “tap some keys” to get all of the references.

Been gone 5 days and nothing has really changed. No Gil or Mimi, but the commentary still rocks. Prediction: Liesl learns that her surrogate coach is funneling Flintstone vitamins (or whatever they are) to Bacon, and she drops him like a bad habit. Max is suspended anyway, and both boys’ and girls’ seasons go down the crapper.

‘71 here. Still too young to get away with being the dirty old man I’ve always been though.