Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 18, 2015
February 17, 2015
February 19, 2015
Transcript:
Caption: Eddie, as the backup room heater, continues. Eddie:...And then it stahted gettin' crazy... Ned: Ok...thanks, Eddie. The room has warmed up again, so...uh-oh...no off switch, right? Flo: Only closin' time.
The Life I Draw Upon over 9 years ago
His stories have stretch marks.
pelican47 over 9 years ago
This is what middle-aged Calvin will be like.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 9 years ago
He probably IS Münchhausen. He is nigh indestructible.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Brian Williams, your future awaits!
Aaberon over 9 years ago
I am envious of those people who can spin a great yarn.
Dr_Zinj over 9 years ago
Okay, Eddie can warm a room up with his hot air; but what’s his breath like?
greenearthman over 9 years ago
Edit down to 4 sentences.
dabugger over 9 years ago
Sustaining backup heating. Did someone go too far?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 9 years ago
Knew a guy like that at my old watering hole.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
I love a good “Ripping Yarn”
Jessica_D over 9 years ago
Love the punctuation-ing pipe!
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
That’s a great image…
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
I thought the Cap’n’s off-switch toggled in when no one bought him a beer…
Varnes over 9 years ago
argy, good point. She did say he had to be refueled….But it does beg the question of how she heats the place after closing time…Letting Eddie refuel himself overnight probably not a very good idea….Nobody to talk too, first of all, but does Flo really want one of Eddies adventure happening in the diner..?….
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Capt’n Eddie definitely fishes in strange waters. And the stranger the waters the better the stories. .