Close to Home by John McPherson for March 15, 2015

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 9 years ago

    If I ever get a house, I’m putting U-shaped toilet seats in the bathroom. If I ever own a brick-and-mortar business, I’m putting O-shaped in its bathroom.

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    J Short  about 9 years ago

    At least the wives won’t complain about the lids being left up.

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    P51Strega  about 9 years ago

    They were flush with excitement at getting into heaven.

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    mackenzie0158  about 9 years ago

    When you really need a plumber they truly are angels.

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    The Duke 1  about 9 years ago

    Halo envy

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    excelrver  about 9 years ago

    No buttcracks in heaven.

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    Jeff0811  about 9 years ago

    I got to wondering what halos for other professions would look like, Say Jewelers, Electricians, Bakers, Florists, for example.

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    hippogriff  about 9 years ago

    Jeff0811: Jewelers, a ring; electricians, a coil of wire; bakers, a doughnut; and florists, a wreath.

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