another old joke involves the judge asking the couple why they were divorcing after 70 years of marriage.The couple explained they had just waited for the children to all die first so they wouldn’t be products of a broken home.
Another version of this joke. A woman went to court for a divorce. The judge looked shocked. How old are you? She replied 96, your highness. How long have you been married? 75 years. The judge was flabbergasted. Why do want a divorce? Listen, enough is enough!
Simon_Jester about 9 years ago
They’d have split up earlier, but they were waiting for the children to die
rhsasl about 9 years ago
luv the joke cat :)
tahoeh2o about 9 years ago
And she has acute angina. I hope so ’cause the rest of her is pretty ugly…
Max Starman Jones about 9 years ago
He had no income; she had no “pat-ability.”
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 9 years ago
another old joke involves the judge asking the couple why they were divorcing after 70 years of marriage.The couple explained they had just waited for the children to all die first so they wouldn’t be products of a broken home.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
He’s a Yankee fan, & she just decided to become a Red Sox fan.
Jim Kerner about 9 years ago
Another version of this joke. A woman went to court for a divorce. The judge looked shocked. How old are you? She replied 96, your highness. How long have you been married? 75 years. The judge was flabbergasted. Why do want a divorce? Listen, enough is enough!