Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 07, 2015

put out a saucer of milk for the kittenishness, and send a camera crew to the asteroid,

Fecal Plumes and kittenishness on Thursdays?That’s it, covers over head, lights off, I’ll see you on Friday.

I do believe that the best way to avoid understated kittenishness is with a whip.

Sow down. I’m taking notes.Was that “every OTHER Monday”?Or was it “EVERY other Monday”?

How do you spell chrysanthemum?

Sorry, I can’t get past “cheesy bread”.

You can still get cans or jars of Pizza Sauce that are virtually edible.

All with a doo-wah-ditty!

May I have pepperoni on my cheesy bread?Onion? Green pepper? Black olives? Mushrooms?

Pungent fecal plumes are illegal every day of the week here ‘bouts. (If I say “every day of the week” I don’t need to add “365 days a year” do I?)

FREE DOGSNIFF!!!

I don’t think if I used a random word generator, I’d come up with anything half so sensible.

Good morning Dogsniff.

I can’t get past a 2076 day period! Every woman here can relate to that!

Hey, stop running. Nobody’s going to hug an asteroid, no matter what the caption-generating lady says!Some days! Especially occasional Thursdays!

Can I have thin-crust pizza instead of cheesy bread?

The Beverly Hillarybillary’s…a bill on capital hill

I love and treasure every asteroid.Did you know that there is a pattern of record or at least very large and near-record lottery jackpots at the same frequency as the orbital period of main belt objects, 4.6 years?it’s true. You can look it up.These are very big jackpots that were won by a single ticket owned by a single person, not a group or purchasing pool.Big Jackpot 10/13/1993 Big Jackpot 5/20/1998 Big Jackpot 12/25/2002 Big Jackpot 8/1/2007 Big Jackpot 3/24/2012 Big Jackpot 10/29/2016 The last one, of course, is still a projection. I will be anxiously awaiting the end of October of 2016 to see if the pattern holds.

That CO2 is essential in preserving life inland.As water returns to the sea, it causes the land to dry and warm.Glaciers have been receding and deserts spreading since the last ice age ended.This will continue until the seas are so warm that they force enough water vapor into the atmosphere that it can reach far enough inland to restore green lands and glaciers.According to ancient legends, we should now be in the first part of the Age of Aquarius, which at its completion will feature a great increase in global precipitation from warming of the seas.The land will dry until the seas warm.CO2 will allow the seas to warm more quickly with less damage to and depopulation of the land. When the seas are warmed, there will be an increase in land vegetation and the incidence of CO2 will diminish rapidly.People who promote CO2 remediation are usually filled with hate for capitalism, freedom, industry and humankind in general, and their actions will be harmful to the world because when you act from hate, your actions will be hate-filled.

Cheddar Bacon Ranch Pulls(Click for recipe)

You’re replying to Happy, Happy, Happy!!! (FREE DOGSNIFF!)’s comment:They look delicious!