CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for January 29, 2015

Now just rotate the pyramid to see where Hot Dogs, Burgers and Fries are. Then the other way for Ice Cream, Chocolate and Cookies.

Hmm…

Oooh… that sounds better, X….

Still, I’m assuming the bottom layer is the base, and the top is what you eat least of….

But I’d think you’d want more nachos than dip.

Unless, of course, the dip is guacamole…

Guacamole gets its own layer.

And of course, [craft] beer all around. We’re not barbarians here.

Hmmm…this might even be enough to make me watch the Superbowl….It’s a football game…. right?You guys might have to explain some rules…like, how you get a home run and stuff.

Pedantically, I should note that anyone can call themselves a "nutritionist"’ it’s dieticians that have to be trained and licensed. So pay attention to what the person telling you that putting beer as the base of the pyramid calls themself.

Thank goodness he has the correct base for it.

Good job Bob.

All I need is some dark beer, like Black & Tan, to go with all this food and I’m all set for the game.

Michelle O said you can top it off with cauliflower