Eno: Does your company's health insurance plan cover hangover-related stapler accidents?
Why is he still sitting there? I would’ve thrown him out 2 minutes into the interview.
it does, but you have to work here for a full year before you qualify for health insurance
I got fired from a job because I got caught with my finger in the pickleslicer. They fired the pickleslicer too.
has he ever had a job for a full month?
a week…snerk!
Never mess with a pickle slicer with a knife.
Everyone’s insurance policy:
We cover everything …… except what you have.
“Next!”
Don’t worry Eno. The department you will be assigned has no use for staplers.
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Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 9 years ago
Why is he still sitting there? I would’ve thrown him out 2 minutes into the interview.
Ol Skool about 9 years ago
it does, but you have to work here for a full year before you qualify for health insurance
PICTO about 9 years ago
I got fired from a job because I got caught with my finger in the pickleslicer. They fired the pickleslicer too.
puddlesplatt about 9 years ago
has he ever had a job for a full month?
puddlesplatt about 9 years ago
a week…snerk!
jtviper7 about 9 years ago
Never mess with a pickle slicer with a knife.
hex about 9 years ago
Everyone’s insurance policy:
We cover everything …… except what you have.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
“Next!”
Hunter7 about 9 years ago
Don’t worry Eno. The department you will be assigned has no use for staplers.