Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 24, 2015

THAT CRACKS ME UP

He’s being egged on.

As he scrambled over the finish line he realised that now his insides would be scrambled too.

Looks like he cracked a record.

Three minutes is no record… he’s done that dozens of times.

The yolk’s on him. He’s running in the wrong direction.

He’s going to tumble over easy.

All of you crack me up.

3 minutes? I bet that is an egg-aggeration !

I bet that won’t go over easy with the eggstablishment.

That egg’s too runny.

You can’t make an omelet without cracking an egg……….

Well, he didn’t get hard boiled over it…

Those cooks need to run with the greyhounds, they probably would do better chasing the hare.

I could say that here was an example where the egg came before the chicken but I had never seen any chicken with frying pans before.

He’s now headed to the hot tub for a quick poaching…

That chicken is just a shell of his future self.