As the plugger told his wife:“Honey, I’m dead”!! “Why would you say such a stupid thing”?? she asked.“I woke up and nothing hurts – I must be dead”!!!!!!
My older friends used to talk about their aches and pains. What they failed to mention was that the aches and pains HURT so MUCH! And the Dr. says, “Welcome to the world of aging!”
I find that a glass of Yuenglings at noon, five and nine doesn’t cure the pain, but keeps it at bay. My MD is very young and I’m very old. So far, so good.
As I said previously, Dean Martin is reported as saying, “I feel sorry for folks who don’t drink, because when they get up in the morning, that’s as good as they will feel all day!”
pelican47 over 9 years ago
As long as your feet are not numb.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
He should be thanking the lord and not worrying.
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
Any day vertical and taking ‘nourishment’ is a good day.
DOOFUS-2 over 9 years ago
As the plugger told his wife:“Honey, I’m dead”!! “Why would you say such a stupid thing”?? she asked.“I woke up and nothing hurts – I must be dead”!!!!!!
ladylagomorph76 over 9 years ago
My older friends used to talk about their aches and pains. What they failed to mention was that the aches and pains HURT so MUCH! And the Dr. says, “Welcome to the world of aging!”
unca jim over 9 years ago
I find that a glass of Yuenglings at noon, five and nine doesn’t cure the pain, but keeps it at bay. My MD is very young and I’m very old. So far, so good.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
As I said previously, Dean Martin is reported as saying, “I feel sorry for folks who don’t drink, because when they get up in the morning, that’s as good as they will feel all day!”
I'll fly away over 9 years ago
Sounds like what my dad used to say, “If I don’t feel pain then I’m dead.”