Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 29, 2015
January 28, 2015
January 30, 2015
Transcript:
Dutch Haywire: Helping on this last job will keep Cobra Carson out of prison for that stolen money... I know you couldn't forgive yourself if you blew a chance to help her! Rip Haywire: I'd get there eventually! I've been watching "Dr. Phil"! Dutch Haywire: I'm sorry, son, your mission is to make sure she completes hers. Cobra Carson: Rip, you should be happy I'm taking you away from your horribly boring home! Rip Haywire: Hey, if you ever stopped by, you'd see the great things I've done with the explosives shed in the backyard!
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Okay. Blind her so she doesn’t get tempted by the gold.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think they call that a bunker.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Nothing says love and family like an explosives shed!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
You watch Dr. Phil, Rip? He’s on my Lyon’s List of Things We’re Better Off Without!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Well, if they start now, Rip can still be back in time for Breezy’s first ultrasound.
nboady over 9 years ago
So, the Rip Haywire web site is now officially dead and gone (just brings up a generic web hosting page). Probably ought to remove the link to it from this page.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
After that, it’s just a matter of keeping Cobra out of prison for… everything else!
stuartj12 over 9 years ago
Don’t do it Rip. let her go to prison.
B LeCren over 9 years ago
Not to mention the great neighbourhood improvements he’s blowed up real good…