Walt's relationship advice no.56 If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her she is beautiful. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.
Works for me.
The trick is not to eat the chocolate first.
But chocolate is bad for dogs.
I can’t throw that far…
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If that fails, diamonds and other precious stones can calm the nerves.
Grrr, grrrr, growl…….I’m waiting…….
You can also roll a bottle of red wine at me.
ladykat about 9 years ago
Works for me.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 9 years ago
The trick is not to eat the chocolate first.
Observer fo Irony about 9 years ago
But chocolate is bad for dogs.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
I can’t throw that far…
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 9 years ago
Aunty’s good housekeeping sign of approval
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
If that fails, diamonds and other precious stones can calm the nerves.
Jkiss about 9 years ago
Grrr, grrrr, growl…….I’m waiting…….
lightenup Premium Member about 9 years ago
You can also roll a bottle of red wine at me.