If the bear is truly bi-polar then there should be a ‘to-be-continued’ foot mark for when the bear goes from depression to over-active and rips the wrapping off.
Bi-Polar Bear, Shang-Xia, is not all that different from “normal” folks. He’s just savoring the goodness of the wrapping and putting off opening the package for a bit. We shouldn’t pick on a sensitive bear!
KZ71 over 9 years ago
What if what’s inside is shrimp? Give that two weeks and NOTHING in your house will be “pretty” anymore.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
If the bear is truly bi-polar then there should be a ‘to-be-continued’ foot mark for when the bear goes from depression to over-active and rips the wrapping off.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Bi-Polar Bear, Shang-Xia, is not all that different from “normal” folks. He’s just savoring the goodness of the wrapping and putting off opening the package for a bit. We shouldn’t pick on a sensitive bear!
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Inside the box is an actual Schrödinger’s cat experiement
prrdh over 9 years ago
If life is a journey, not a destination, maybe it’s a package, not the contents.