Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 17, 2015

Is that the StewieC that was blocked on GoComics for flaming LittleJimmy?

Jim never cleans up after his dog.Jim puts dents in other people’s car doors.Jim blows his nose in the shower.Heber Habner is a model citizen compared to Jim.

Shika and DryI’m glad you two finally made it to the party. It was wonderful wasn’t it? Thanks for the good wishes!

Right around the corner Jim has a card table with a petition banning Stew from the Ballard Haggis Club and Caber Tossing Competition. Stew, being Scottish, on both sides is gonna pitch a fit. This is going to be good!

Stewart has been practicing for months, He is not going to be a happy camper!

@BevBev, now why would you say that?

I wonder if Jim is accross the street handing out pamphlets on Stewie.

Well Jim did accuse Stew of going commando under his kilt.

Good morning BS’rs. I hope everyone got thru ’2’old’s’ b’day party,with out problems.Looks like Stew is reacting to Jims sidewalk Stew,stew[a bowl of stew] made from [unmentionable]stuff.I’m feeling much better,after seeing my chiropractor but my head is still funky[Re:spelling,etc.]. :) Peace.

The fact that he’s willing to go to so much trouble tells us more about Stew than about Jim.

Hey Jim, I’ll take a brochure. Let me tell you about my grandchildren.

I say we handcuff the two of them together and make them drive across the country. A Balllard Street buddy movie.

Down with Jim!…….Who is Jim anyway?………………………..

Somebody told me once “TWIT” stood for Totally Without Intelligent Thoughts!.Honest!.Would I lie?

That little animal is making me feel…. oh, I dunno….slothful or something….yaaawn…..

Wow… Stew is still sitting out there….. in the dark, and cold…all alone…. just…. well.. stewing about Jim.

They oughta just come on over to the Tiki, share a pitcher of draft….heck we have147 beers on tap right now….

Shoot…. maybe they’d just fight over which one to drink….Maybe I’ll just serve them a pitcher of “Bud.”

Like, a hint.

Stew…. Stew….. why does that ring a bell?Oh, I know…there’s a guy in Western Ballard County….

near my California place…makes some good wines….

Hard to find…. but we finally got some for the Tiki.

Hey, X … are you about?

I know you’re a beer drinker…but if I open some Zinfandel, will you share it?

Sheesh, X … maybe you don’t need any more alcohol…..

Sigh….

Or did you mean a bowl of buds?I reckon I could try a glass or two of your Zinfandel but I wouldn’t want to get too Zin full.

I know, I know, X …. Budweiser is pretty low-end for the Tiki…

But a lot of our customers drink it…and Stew and Jim might both just turn out to be Bud drinkers…. and become buds again.

Meanwhile….

that local wine I’ve been wanting you to try….

Here it is Sundae morn around 10:50am. my back will not allow anymore toon time,today.chefwen had a Birthday yesterday,did anyone here notice?Anyway,i’m gone,chiropractor again tomorrow. I hope all Ballardears have a great day. :) Peace.

WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!

Geez, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

I’m not sure I want to hear more about Jim, after what Jim told me about Stew…

That little sleepy duck is ADORABLE! Bev!

You guys are welcome to some of the Zin….Stu Pedasso comes from a …um…. well-respected …. er… a well-known …family…they’re old California wine-makers….