Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 01, 2015
December 31, 2014
January 02, 2015
Transcript:
Welcome to our morale booster program. Due to low morale, sales are down. Because sales are down, we've been unable to pay for a proper morale boost program, so we'll need you to come in on weekends to design it. Isn't that a vicious cycle? Oh! That reminds me. From now on you'll need to generate your own electricity.
Ida No over 9 years ago
But it could be worse! Marketing is being plugged into Matrix-pods to power our website servers! You guys at least still get to go home at midnight every day.
ehtaniguchi over 9 years ago
Phew! For a second I thought we’d be forced to participate in a lottery where the winner is sacrificed to our vampire overlords.
Ida No over 9 years ago
“Isn’t that a vicious cycle?”“No, the thing in the exercise room is only a peevish cycle.”