Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2015
Transcript:
Narrator: Mrs. Fake Front, top villain of the hour, has just kidnapped Frank Finkle, Top pain in the neck! When suddenly.... Rodeo Jones: Pull-over before I lose my temper! Mrs. Fake Front: Eat lead, Sheriff! Rodeo Jones: YIP! That shot took out my windshield wiper! You're lucky it looks like rain, otherwise I'd still totally be chasing you!
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I don’t think he ever had one. The space where it should have been is filled with concentrated Attitude.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Frank’s life just got a new dose of excitement. For some reason I cannot see Cobra and this guy together… well, at least not for long.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Ka-Loser!
Darwinskeeper over 9 years ago
I’m disappointed. Rodeo may have been a jerk, and maybe not too bright but I never thought him a coward.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Cobra probably thought she needed a stay at home kind of guy.
pnorman1 over 9 years ago
Now don’t be too hard on Rodeo. Operating wind shield wipers are very important during rain. And I’m sure it is raining somewhere.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Rodeo, you dipstick! Getting bullets through the windshield is part of the job! Everyone knows that! If your precious vehicle can’t handle a little bit of lead poisoning, turn in your badge!
PMark over 9 years ago
Well, Cobra, you’re welcome to him.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
What does Cobra SEE in this man?
stuartj12 over 9 years ago
Where I come from sheriff is an elected position. And not responsible to any mayors. Only to the voters.
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
I’ll try this again, with editing! The people of Starlight County may not have the Sheriff they need but they have the Sheriff they deserve.
DorianKTB over 9 years ago
Could be worse: imagine those two married for real! :-D