Red and Rover by Brian Basset for January 06, 2015

I’d rather hang out with mold and mildew—they’re more fun than Martin!

I used to get paid to make myself disappear when my sister’s steady boyfriend came over. Right next door was an odds and ends store that sold the latest comics and also double-decker chocolate ice cream! It was a no-brainer for me to gladly disappear! ;)

Use Comet®. It was better…and cheaper back then (and still is today)

“Use Ajax, the foaming cleanser! Sends dirt and grime right down the drain! Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bum!”

Great one Rover!

Do kids still sing: “Comet, it makes your vomit green…” like we all did when I was in school?

X-14, or plain old bleach, a drop of detergent, and water!.You can take care of that mold and mildew in no time…

The Long Beach Press Telegram (California) cancelled Mother Goose and Grim and I’m kind of bummed out about it. Thinking of canceling them. Not just for that but the paper has been going down hill for a long time. Things look a lot better on my tablet anyway. I’ll go paperless!

How about ‘But they stay in your room, Martin.’’

I hope Red doesn’t turn out like Martin when he gets older! LOL

Sorry Red.

Should’ve recommended a deodorant brand.

I miss 1960’s commercials..