Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 30, 2014
December 29, 2014
December 31, 2014
Transcript:
Frank Finkle: Hayfire all that snow you melted with the flame thrower is turning to ice on the street. Rip Haywire: First you say turn off the flame thrower- now you say go flame thrower the street! I CAN'T WIN! Frank Finkle: Muh-house Rip Haywire: (Ka-Gulp!) I just heard my oven alarm... my hot pockets are ready. GOTTA RUN!
PMark over 9 years ago
Finkle’s got a new hat, I see. :)
Chrisdiaz801 over 9 years ago
You shoud have said “MCO” “Oven” sounds too elastic.
Sayman over 9 years ago
KA-S#$T!
CYGNUS X1 over 9 years ago
It’s time for Rip to update his homeowner’s policy to include man made catastrophic events. Or the people living around him need a Haywire Ka-lause in their policy.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m not sure he can blame Rip for flying cars. Seems more like a driver error to me, but what do I know. Where I live, the only ice we see comes out of a little hole in the refrigerator door.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
That vehicle was definitely traveling to fast for the current road conditions. I would not be surprised if the Skulls had sent a hit squad to take out Rip at his home.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
The only thing missing from this is a KA-YEEEEEEE-HAAAAA!!!
DorianKTB over 9 years ago
It’s amazing Rip’s neighbors aren’t trying to run our hero out of town! Maybe it’s because everyone loves Breezy! :-D
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
Rip is turning into a nebbish now that he’s with Breezy.
B LeCren over 9 years ago
And just after Finkle got the garage fixed… ah well, maybe he can move in there…
jetspacer over 9 years ago
…love the HayFIRE name…lol