Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 21, 2014

If you’re not being naughty, you’re not having any fun.

There are nice ways of having fun.

Naughty, I don’t think I have time to be naughty.

I’m too tired to be naughty.

I am still naughty, but only in my imagination.

Good morning everyone.Does any one want to be naughty/nice w/me? Hee,hee. :) Peace.

Yes I been naughty, but then again, I’m good at been naughty….

Naught that I know of. But who am I to judge?

OH PULEEZE! LOOK AT SUSAN UP THERE BATTIN’ THOSE EYELASHES AROUND like she’s been a good girl all year! GIVE ME A BREAK! Does it look like I just feel off a turnip truck or somethin’?

Nice van, Tony! I guess Santa’s hippie side is coming out, huh?

Listen you guys, Susan lives within driving distance (by a day or so) of me, you think I would dis her? And she knows Stel! And that means spells, and lighting, and hexes and who knows what.I’ll be under the bed until this passes…..

I’ll answer the same way I did when I was about 5 and sitting on Santa’s lap. I’ve been good most of the time.

Santa won’t be coming to my house this year. That bus is waaay to big to park on my rooftop!

Hey, you…. under the bed…. good move, 2Old!

Well, unless you consider that Stel doesn’t mind sending a few lightning bolts at ME, either….

Dry…. if you laugh at me, I’ll tell Stelbel!Oh… wait…. I just admitted that won’t work…sigh…..

That Bev is so mean.sniffle….

What did I ever do to her??

OK…. I mean besides that…

Yeah yeah…. Or that.But other than that I was nice.I was TOO!

Susan Sunshine said about 3 hours ago:But other than that I was nice. I was TOO! You do know Santa is watching, right?

And as for our STEL BEL, I have since relocated under the Witness Protection Program so she can’t find me!

Now children, there will be no finger pointing, tattling or fibbing this close to Christmas. You don’t want to run the risk of getting coal this year do ya? And you definately don’t wanna get on Stel’s bad side, shhh I think she knows Santa. 2old, please be careful under there, sometimes those dust bunnies can take on a life of their own…..can’t they Susan?;-D.I’ve been both naughty and nice this year. It’s ok because Santa and I negotiated it down to a misdemeanor charge of naughty, but the reindeer like me. It’s a long story don’t ask. To make it up to Santa I have to leave extra cookies, hot chocolate with a peppermint stick and apple/raisin oats on the roof for the reindeer. Again, long story….. Now where is that darn ladder?