Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 26, 2014

Precious? Sport? Our little mutated miracle?You may be his mother and father, but you don’t know Leopold like we know Leopold here at Scary Gary!

I love their visits – they’re the only ones who can humiliate him.

I love their visits too. Those are my favorites.

Love is blind.

…and deaf.

But really, why hasn’t he eaten them yet?It’s not like he’s bound by law, ethics or morals.

They raised him right(?), even if you are a man eating mutant monster, you don’t eat your parents. Maybe a Criss Cross, I’ll eat your’s if you eat mine?

i love when they visit

Booster seat! HA!