Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2014
December 29, 2014
December 31, 2014
Transcript:
Can I help you find something? Um. Well, I'm going to a New Year's party, and I'm looking for the least expensive champagne one can bring without appearing too cheap... Ah. In that case, I would recommend this variety... Uh huh. Ok. Now what's the least expensive if one doesn't care at all about appearing too cheap?
Varnes over 9 years ago
Ya want alcohol in that?
Monster Hesh over 9 years ago
“This two-liter bottle of 7-Up should fill your needs.”
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
We do carry sparkling grape juice.It may suit your pocketbook more than any champagne or other sparkling wine….Cheap tightwad!
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
But Monty…you are cheap!
tahoeh2o over 9 years ago
Cooks, cant get cheaper than that…
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
I found this:
shamino over 9 years ago
If you want cheap, the first thing you do is you don’t go to a fancy wine shop. You get it at the grocery store. Or possibly Costco….
boldyuma over 9 years ago
Just go buy a bottle of Cooks($4.99) Monty….For some strange reason Cooks is considered Méthode Champenoise.Spend another 5 or six bucks and you can have some Napa sparkling nectar on sale..
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Don’t yet have liquor in the grocery stores. But from what I understand – those stores will have to be a certain distance from Beer & Wine stores and LDB (govt) stores.Monty should just go to the 7-11 and buy some nice Canada Dry Ginger Ale. It bubbles.)
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 9 years ago
Panel four is unnecessary.