Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 22, 2014

If they’re “tapped”, then they must be Fred Astaire’s phones.;-D

For most smart phones, it’s the fingers that do the tapping.

@Alexikakos, I have been told that users of Amazon Prime get almost everything by parcel shipping now; based on what a young lady at my work says I believe it.

Long as it’s not rap

Do these phones belong to Jazz Hans?