Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 28, 2014
December 27, 2014
December 29, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: I bought a few things at the grocery store today, honeybunch. When I wheeled my shopping cart out to the car. I realized that I had neglected to pay for a tube of toothpaste... So I took it back inside and paid for it! The grocer couldn't believe it! He said most people aren't as honest as I am! He said I was an inspiring individual, and if more people were like me, the world would be a better place! June: Why did you buy toothpaste? We have plenty of it under the sink! Why didn't you ask me before spending money on another tube? Do you not like the toothpaste I buy? I hope yours was on sale! Ralph: I'm going to go talk to the guy at the grocery store some more!
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 9 years ago
You know you are really married when you cannot do anything correctly…
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Braggers are liars who exaggerate; stop your bragging Ralph.
rgcviper over 9 years ago
As the Eagles say in “Frail grasp on the big picture” …
“And all your romantic liaisonsdon’t deal with eternal questions like‘Who left the cap off the freakin’ toothpaste?’‘Whose turn to take the garbage out?’”
Homeward Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s a shame how often “No good deed goes unpunished” but at least this one is only fictional!
mrsdonaldson over 9 years ago
Poor Ralph. Honey bunch needs to be more supportive. I really don’t appreciate how she treats him.
folklegendredux over 9 years ago
Punch her in the throat