The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 02, 2014
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Transcript:
TV anchor: Top stories include a head-on collision at 35 MPH and hurricane winds reaching 55 MPH. But first, a car chase at speeds topping 45 MPH ends in tragedy... Cheetah knitting; Another slow news day.
jk123 over 9 years ago
cheetas never press persons
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
The news coverage on this station is always a bit spotty.And they never do sports stories, you know..cos, of course… cheetahs never win.
jreckard over 9 years ago
Hurricane winds would be slow at 75 … 55 is a “near gale”.Mr. Hilburn, we’re keeping an eye on you.
J Short over 9 years ago
Obviously, those cheetahs have a lack of vision.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ladykat…cos they just can’t hide their lion eyes…
Charlie Fogwhistle over 9 years ago
All “slow” news – events that don’t involve speeds faster than the Cheetah can run. Clever, despite the “hurricane” vs. “gale” speed discrepancy.
mabrndt Premium Member over 9 years ago
March 8, 2003, Serengeti National Park, Tanzania (click for full size)
craigwestlake over 9 years ago
Remember, cheetahs never win…