Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 13, 2014

That’s the last time he’ll jump out of a plane I bet.

OW Bet that hurt!

IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE,HE COULD HAVE LANDED ON THE MOUNTAIN IN THE BACKGROUND !

The ground broke his fall, and everything else.

If at first you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving.

I think the ground broke his freekin’ neck.

There’s an optimist in every crowd!

Good thing Dave was in front of him

But did the helmet cam survive; it should have some nice images up to the landing.

That’s not the only thing the ground broke! Man, that musta hurt like he.. LOL!

Dave?.. Dave?…. DAVE’S NOT HERE!

Remember, it is NOT the fall that will kill you….It is the sudden stop!

Mother Earth will always be there to catch You when You fall.

He must be Super Dave Osborne

Looks like the vulture is walking in for a leisurely meal: smashed Dave.

For Sale: One Parachute, never been opened, slight stain…