The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 18, 2014
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Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: It takes two cups of coffee to get me started!
Brutus: It takes a couple gallons for me!
Mr. Veeblefester: That sounds like a bit of an exaggeration.
Brutus: No - really!
Brutus: I bathe in it!
Sounds similar to the blonde who called the dairy and asked them to deliver milk to her house so she could take a milk bath….the person answering the phone asked if she wanted the milk pasteurized…she replied that to her waist would be deep enough. (Sorry…horrible joke).
linsonl over 9 years ago
Hadn’t thought of that.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Ahhh, Osmosis!
paullp Premium Member over 9 years ago
Typical bathtub holds about 50 gallons, doesn’t it? That’s a lot of coffee. Or do you just add a couple of gallons to the bath water?
jppjr over 9 years ago
Sounds similar to the blonde who called the dairy and asked them to deliver milk to her house so she could take a milk bath….the person answering the phone asked if she wanted the milk pasteurized…she replied that to her waist would be deep enough. (Sorry…horrible joke).