Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 01, 2014
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Phoebe: Pretty good party! Marigold: I am glad. Phoebe: Not at all scary, though. Marigold: I disagree. You and your friends now have magical bottomless bags of candy. And you have the willpower of, well, nine-year-olds. Do you not find your impending bellyaches terrifying? Phoebe: These are the kind of problems you want.
laurac5800 over 9 years ago
Ah, no, you don’t want that problem.
Hag5000 over 9 years ago
Stock up on the Pepto.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yes, yes I do…
amartinchatt over 9 years ago
Ha! She’ll grow up to be a fat girl.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
OK, Phoebe, here’s the drill: Haunted houses, etc., are for scaring. Scary PARTIES are what hostesses who don’t know what they’re doing have. THAT would certainly never apply to a Unicorn!
Q4horse over 9 years ago
Refined sugar is poison. The bottomless bags will be dispensing fruit tomorrow.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
I miss the Sunday commic.The colors are always sooo good on Sunday.
Masterius over 9 years ago
It’s almost Monday, and no Sunday Heavenly Nostrils. :(
super29392 over 8 years ago
It would be fun if she wishes to be part unicorn.