Not to mention a good urologist. A successful vampire needs really high-performance kidneys and a huge bladder, as blood is nearly all water with very little nutiritional value. The vampire drains a victim, and then very quickly has to dispose of eight pints (that’s a whole gallon) of salty water. How does he do it and maintain the style that vampires are famous for? Depends…
Bats are nice. Real, studly wampyrs are a good fright. It’s the sparkly girly-boy ones that are truly repulsive. Buffy, of course, is a Slayer, the antithesis of the wampyr. Poetical and otherwise literate wampyrs are acceptable! Creatures of the Night: they’re my kind!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
What is with these mysterious bad boy types anyway/ Do girls really fall for that?
puddleglum1066 over 9 years ago
Not to mention a good urologist. A successful vampire needs really high-performance kidneys and a huge bladder, as blood is nearly all water with very little nutiritional value. The vampire drains a victim, and then very quickly has to dispose of eight pints (that’s a whole gallon) of salty water. How does he do it and maintain the style that vampires are famous for? Depends…
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Bats are nice. Real, studly wampyrs are a good fright. It’s the sparkly girly-boy ones that are truly repulsive. Buffy, of course, is a Slayer, the antithesis of the wampyr. Poetical and otherwise literate wampyrs are acceptable! Creatures of the Night: they’re my kind!
prrdh over 9 years ago
Depressive? Then this is a melancholy soliloquy.
King_Shark over 9 years ago
I prefer werewolves.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hair and fingernails don’t really keep growing after you die, so vampires shouldn’t have to shave.