Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 07, 2010

Whooo, PAR-TAY!

Oh, yeah! And what rewards does number 1000000 get in addition to the party, Mr. Announcer?!

Maybe he’ll find his cousin Bubbles onboard.

Aw, I bet they were saving that honor just for Lio!

I want a piece of the Cosmic Cake! It’s party time!

A free probe in the bleeep of your choice! Lucky you!

I’m so humbled by this great honor.

Timing is everything in life!

Lio’s lucky day.

Only Lio would be happy about this.

How come I never get abducted? Everybody else on the ward has. And from what I hear through these thin hospital walls, some get probed.

Knowing Lio, they’ll all be best buddies.

Does this mean that he’s been abducted 999,999 times before?

noting Orion in the first panel, these guys must be from Andromeda

Have fun with the Cryptos, Lio!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!

Little do the aliens know what they’ve gotten themselves in for…

All smiles until the probe!

After a few down days, Lio is BACK and brilliant as ever!

that’s great! Love this strip!

And just for being the 1,000,000th ,no anal probe!!!

“For being our one millionth victim, you don’t get the ordinary probe; we’re firing up the TurboProbe 5000, just for you! And after you heal, you’ll be allowed to ‘probe’ anyone in the ship, any way you want, while the rest of the crew takes grainy pictures! Congratulations, Lio!”

Cartman must be soooooo jealous.

Those teeth worry me… I hope Lio is not the guest of honor at a banquet.

aLIOns

Moment of geek: the aliens have 8 fingers, so in base 10, Liō is the 262,144th abductee.