Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 07, 2014
December 06, 2014
December 08, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: I've got bread, now where's the peanut butter? Patrick: Over on aisle 17! Ralph: ... Sigh... Why is the bread on aisle 1, and the peanut butter on aisle 17? Grocery stores should put things that naturally go together on the same aisle so we don't have to walk all over the store! Patrick: You mean like chips and dip? Ralph: Exactly! They should be right next to each other on the same aisle! So should bread, peanut butter, chocolate chips, marshmallow cream, aerosol cheese, pork rinds and ketchup! Patrick: Not everyone likes the same kind of sandwich you do, dad!
rphbeta over 9 years ago
Not quite. The more distance you travel while shopping is directly proportional to purchase volume. Time spent is indirect.
susan.e.a.c over 9 years ago
Does Patrick have Judo every day?
rgcviper over 9 years ago
I’m pretty sure I just felt some arteries clogging.
ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago
In most, but not all.One of the most popular stores in our area has milk in 2 places. – a full selection at the back of the store, and a grab it and go case right near the express register.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
At all the markets I use the bread, peanut butter, jam/jelly (and honey) are in the same aisle.
Frankie5466 almost 5 years ago
Sheesh in panel 3 I thought Patrick was a little old to be riding in the cart, then in panel 6 Norman is in it too!!