Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 07, 2014

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Ralph: I've got bread, now where's the peanut butter? Patrick: Over on aisle 17! Ralph: ... Sigh... Why is the bread on aisle 1, and the peanut butter on aisle 17? Grocery stores should put things that naturally go together on the same aisle so we don't have to walk all over the store! Patrick: You mean like chips and dip? Ralph: Exactly! They should be right next to each other on the same aisle! So should bread, peanut butter, chocolate chips, marshmallow cream, aerosol cheese, pork rinds and ketchup! Patrick: Not everyone likes the same kind of sandwich you do, dad!