Steve Kelley for October 15, 2014

  1. Giraffe cat
    I Play One On TV  over 9 years ago

    This year I’m wearing only rollerskates. I’m a pull-toy.

     •  Reply
  2. Giraffe cat
    I Play One On TV  over 9 years ago

    And let’s be careful this Hallowe’en. Show up with a mask, get arrested. Show up with a loaded pistol: welcome.

    Yet another example of misplaced panic buttons.

     •  Reply
  3. Giraffe cat
    I Play One On TV  over 9 years ago

    True enough. Another example of one person’s joke becoming another person’s horror.

     •  Reply
  4. Birthcontrol
    Dtroutma  over 9 years ago

    Drivers texting while coming at you? Rational fear.

    Ebola? Irrational fear.

    The real vector is our “media” that targets the lowest common denominator, on brains, and courage.

     •  Reply
  5. Giraffe cat
    I Play One On TV  over 9 years ago

    My ultimate goal is to go to a restaurant wearing nothing but shoes and a shirt. When someone objects, I will point to the sign that says “Shoes and Shirt required.”

    I know enough to wait until I’m very old to do this. Otherwise, I will certainly be branded a sex offender; once I get past about 85, they’ll just think I’m a doddering old coot. But I want to do it once before I die.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment