Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 24, 2014
October 23, 2014
October 25, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Mr. Finkle, you and your neighborhood watch captured a pack of thieves. How'd you do it? Fred Finkle: Those punks learned what fear was tonight, Doll... every night in prison they'll wake up in a cold sweat screaming two words... Frank. Finkle. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a hungry-man home-style meatloaf, "Matlock" and a Pabst Blue Ribbon calling me... Rip Haywire: See, TNT? He's already sounding more like a man!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Finkle is a natural…fink. he must be related to the King of Id.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
What a piece of work Ka-Fink-le is. He is the kind that you love to slap (as a youth of course)
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s the old legend-in-his-own-mind syndrome.
francisrossi over 9 years ago
Should have the Hungry Man Breakfast instead. One of the vilest things I’ve ever read about.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Mmmmm…! Meatloaf…!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Yeah… A man who thinks he’s Clint Eastwood.
mntim over 9 years ago
Shooting meatloaf. Hardly seems sporting.
lecrenb over 9 years ago
Rip’s work here is done… until more home repairs are needed…