The malapropisms kids use while learning the language are so much fun. Words like “awfuls” for “waffles” and “Anointed Stakes of America” made me laugh out loud. My mother told me she once wrote an essay on the copulation of Canada and how it grew bigger after the first world war. I never thought I’d get away with using that one, but I did.
This reminds me of the best spontaneous pun I ever made. We were driving along late at night, with a row of green lights for miles ahead, and my buddy said, “don’t those lights look blue at night?”
To which I replied, “no, that’s just a pigment of your imagination.”
ORMouseworks over 9 years ago
See, Michael, Lizzie does know something! ;)
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
She knows more science than most of the news commentators on TV.
arye uygur over 9 years ago
And Lizzie isn’t using so much baby talk anymore.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
I thought it was a tropical delusion.
pelican47 over 9 years ago
Would somebody please post Lynn’s Comments? I’m laughing too hard to do it, and don’t want to get reamed again for not putting it in bold.
Mumblix Premium Member over 9 years ago
Lynn’s Notes:
The malapropisms kids use while learning the language are so much fun. Words like “awfuls” for “waffles” and “Anointed Stakes of America” made me laugh out loud. My mother told me she once wrote an essay on the copulation of Canada and how it grew bigger after the first world war. I never thought I’d get away with using that one, but I did.
Mneedle over 9 years ago
It is really an “optical delusion”.
Seed_drill over 9 years ago
This reminds me of the best spontaneous pun I ever made. We were driving along late at night, with a row of green lights for miles ahead, and my buddy said, “don’t those lights look blue at night?”
To which I replied, “no, that’s just a pigment of your imagination.”
jppjr over 9 years ago
Del Shannon….mid ’60’s…Follow the Sun….instead of the sun following him!!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
However, the sun won’t follow you any more if you’re driving west.