Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 06, 2014

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    Dtroutma  over 9 years ago

    A lot more trouble than bad jokes.

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    pbarnrob  over 9 years ago

    And… Whose portrait is that on the wall? One of the Seven Dwarves?

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    Aaberon  over 9 years ago

    “leading them beside the distilled waters”: Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!

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    Observer fo Irony  over 9 years ago

    @pbarnrobLooks more like a turtle from B.C. Just how old is that bar.

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    The only one who is smiling is the Rabbi. The other two look like they’re about the try to shut the place down.

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    roctor  over 9 years ago

    They were looking for the person who was responsible for the star.

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    The Cornishman  over 9 years ago

    @JustJoking – who said “Not the pope…”That’s not the pope. His hat’s the wrong colour. I’d say he’s a bishop, but he’s not coming in the doorway on a diagonal…

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    Ranaconda  over 9 years ago

    Great comments! Loved the “High Priestess” idea.

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    alfracto  over 9 years ago

    This is an Imamanation.

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    So first, what’s the joke? Second, who particular walked in? Then, lastly, what year?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 9 years ago

    Halloween at the nearby seminary.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Three religious leaders at the same bar? How prophetic!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago

    We came to turn your water into whine.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I prefer “when the west got Gene Wilder.” Blazing Saddles forever! And the joke in this panel may be the only one left out of that movie.

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    jack fairbanks  over 9 years ago

    And all his Pryors

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    Squoop  over 9 years ago

    @The CornishmanROFL!!! Took me a few minutes but I got it :)

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    She Mc  over 9 years ago

    Good one!!!

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    becida  over 9 years ago

    Hahahahaha!

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    ClarkSavageJr  over 9 years ago

    A muslim, a dictator and a narcissist walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have, Mr. President?”

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago

    :-( Beau Nobo beat me to the “Why the long face?” line. So I’ll have to go with “We don’t serve nuts here.”

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It’s in the Genes.

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    kendan1964  over 9 years ago

    2 men walk into a bar…the third one ducked!

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    Fenshaw  over 9 years ago

    Bravo! I ain’t heard it afor.

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    MatureCanadian  over 9 years ago

    The Frisco Kid had Gene Wilder playing a rabbi. Hilarious movie.

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    American1  over 9 years ago

    Hold on…Muslims don’t drink. What’s the Mullah doing there?

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    reynard61  over 9 years ago

    I think they’re there to wait for the Man carrying the duck…

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    Hunter7  over 9 years ago

    If the West just got Gene Wilder…. where’s his back up? To feed him the straight lines of course….

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    Tgross999 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The Frisco Kid would have been a better reference…

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