Hmmm. Imagine.You’re driving along a lonesome, dark road when your car breaks down. The nearest house is 3 miles away, and you have to trudge through a thick woods in the middle of a heavy downpour. When you get to the door, the bell is broken. You knock (Yes/No)?Yes> The door opens. Standing in front of you is a tall, virile young dinosaur dude wearing adult diapers and a beanie with a broken propeller. He is eating internet ostrich meat sticks. He offers you a breakfast shake and says that you come in. Which do you accept first?
alt = “there was a brief period in 1996, only a few months, when you could order stuff for free online, and not everyone knew about it, and it would come in the mail a few weeks later, and then you were like, wow, look at all this free stuff i got, i guess i should probably try it out or something.”
Ida No about 9 years ago
Hmmm. Imagine.You’re driving along a lonesome, dark road when your car breaks down. The nearest house is 3 miles away, and you have to trudge through a thick woods in the middle of a heavy downpour. When you get to the door, the bell is broken. You knock (Yes/No)?Yes> The door opens. Standing in front of you is a tall, virile young dinosaur dude wearing adult diapers and a beanie with a broken propeller. He is eating internet ostrich meat sticks. He offers you a breakfast shake and says that you come in. Which do you accept first?
ryanqnorth Premium Member about 9 years ago
alt = “there was a brief period in 1996, only a few months, when you could order stuff for free online, and not everyone knew about it, and it would come in the mail a few weeks later, and then you were like, wow, look at all this free stuff i got, i guess i should probably try it out or something.”
scyphi26 about 9 years ago
Beanie cap with with glow-in-the-dark…isn’t that a Calvin and Hobbes reference? I feel embarrassed that I’m not positive on that…
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 9 years ago
“BRIEFLY”?Oh, come on!