June: Don't forget your lunch, Patrick! Why are you wearing a karate outfit to school?
Patrick: I've decided to wear it at all times so no one will ever mess with me! I figure if I wear the outfit, I won't need the lessons!
I study karate, too. When I was an orange belt, I was walking to class when I encountered my cousin’s ex-husband. He’s a bit of a jerk, but I was civil with him. When he inquired about my karate training, he asked, “So you’d know what to do if I did this…?” and raised his hand as if to slap me.I merely gave him my best closed-mouth smile and said, “Hmm-hmmm.”I haven’t seen him since.…Presently, I am 3rd Kyu Brown belt (brown with white stripe).
Exactly as Chris Maple said, I was thinking that my alarm system warns off attacks whether or not I subscribe to the monitoring (and it’s heart-stoppingly LOUD).
therese_callahan2002 over 9 years ago
Maybe the poor boy’s being bullied. Never expected to see an anti-bullying story arc.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
An ounce of prevention equals to a pounding that requires curing.
davidf42 over 9 years ago
He’s even wearing a black belt. This can get him in worse trouble than before.
LeoAutodidact over 9 years ago
As a skinny, buck-toothed, four-eyed “Freak” I was bullied CONSTANTLY – until I entered a Dojo!
Once I started learning what to do – for real, I NEVER needed to do it.
It was like suddenly there was a giant “You REALLY DON’T want to mess with him!” sign over my head.
Grace Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Gee” Patrick, great idea til you have to use it :) My 9 yr old grandson Earned his jr black belt.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
I study karate, too. When I was an orange belt, I was walking to class when I encountered my cousin’s ex-husband. He’s a bit of a jerk, but I was civil with him. When he inquired about my karate training, he asked, “So you’d know what to do if I did this…?” and raised his hand as if to slap me.I merely gave him my best closed-mouth smile and said, “Hmm-hmmm.”I haven’t seen him since.…Presently, I am 3rd Kyu Brown belt (brown with white stripe).
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
@DragoncatDid your eyes glisten with anticipation of proving it to the jerk?
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
You go Patrick!
vldazzle over 9 years ago
Exactly as Chris Maple said, I was thinking that my alarm system warns off attacks whether or not I subscribe to the monitoring (and it’s heart-stoppingly LOUD).
RobinHood2013 over 9 years ago
I wonder what Mr. Miyagi would say about this…?
Rest in peace, Pat Morita.