Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 19, 2014
October 18, 2014
October 20, 2014
Transcript:
Miss Plainwell: What a beautiful day. boy: Perfect day to go watch the big battle! Miss Plainwell: The football game? boy: Boooooring! I'm going to my uncle's house to watch him wrestle with himself. He's one of these guys who has to have his A/C at 65 degrees in the summer and his heat at 75 in the winter. Miss Plainwell: 68 and sunny is going to send him into paroxysms of of indecision. boy: Epic paroxysms! What ever those are. Miss Plainwell: Hence the layers. boy: I'm there to watch. It's his job to suffer.
El-Kabong over 9 years ago
Dopey, pampered, wasteful kid never even considers that HVAC can be OFF. HIs uncle’s home is likely a comfortable 68º with a light breeze coming through the open windows.
Seen not heard was not lightly coined.
Chrisdiaz801 over 9 years ago
Sounds like a football fan, despite his dislike for it.
bsqnbay over 9 years ago
Is Jef Mallett one of those people who finds fault with everyone? It seems like he is always over analyzing the motives of others.
Demmiaa over 9 years ago
I rather like those comments on the idiocy of people.
dzw3030 over 9 years ago
If we could harness all the energy in these excessive analyses we’d solve the energy crisis without fusion.:-)
neatslob Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’ve always wondered why people would keep it colder in the summer than in the winter.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
Miss Plainwell get the gag, so that’s good enough for me.No need to analyze, speculate, or use anthropomorphized fictional kitties to prove a point.