FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 28, 2010
March 21, 2010
April 04, 2010
Transcript:
Steve: Why are you writing on your orange? Peter: I need to practice signing baseballs. Oranges are about the same size. We have our first game next week and I want to be ready just in case I get to play and just in case I hit the game-winning home run and just in case the crowd goes wild and just in case someone gets the ball and comes up to me and says they're my #1 fan and if only I would autograph it they'd be the happiest person ever... Steve: "To my #1 fan Scarlett Johansson..." Peter: Did I spell it correctly? You know, just in case...
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Way to think big. I would practice for Scarlett as well.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 14 years ago
Dreams…
ejcapulet about 14 years ago
Groan! Teenage boys.
possiblekim about 14 years ago
That is a lot of “Just in case”
Allison Nunn Premium Member about 14 years ago
Peter the bench warmer needs to set his sights on something more realistic, like actually getting to play in a game!
kfaatz925 about 14 years ago
Nice! Hey, no harm dreaming.
kittenpah about 14 years ago
Don’t knock it. His odds of Scarlett making such a request are still better than those of winning the lottery.
Gotta google this person… Good grief! That girl is seven months younger than my daughter! I’m really exiting the target demographic.
rayannina about 14 years ago
You gotta have goals in life.
(He said as he practiced writing to Jennifer Garner …)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Just in case!
josh_bisbee about 14 years ago
At least he sets his goals high.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Recycled joke: His autograph on an orange to Scarlett:: Pulp fiction.
Ushindi about 14 years ago
Keep the faith, Peter! (I STILL haven’t given up on Brooke Shields, but I AM growing a little weary…)
pawpawbear about 14 years ago
And Brooke is growing a little long in the tooth.
Rakkav about 14 years ago
No, that would be at least two of the stars of Twilight. :)
mccrearyk about 14 years ago
Of course, hitting that game-winning home run might be a little more likely if he spent his time practicing BASEBALL instead of signing oranges….
COGNIZANT about 14 years ago
Eat the orange, it will make you play better.
xuen100 about 14 years ago
nice one baseball fans
iFerrarifan over 12 years ago
Scarlett Johansson is the hottest actress EVER!
Jayred the Player about 6 years ago
What happened to Denise?
Minecraft Puppies about 4 years ago
why