Guard # 1, apparently, your kid never had an art lesson.
AND DOESN’T NEED ONE!!
The guy with the Science degree asks, “Why does it do that?”.
The guy with the Engineering degree asks, “How does it do that?”.
The guy with the Accounting degree asks, “How much does it cost when it does that?”.
The guy with the “Arts” degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”.
ANYONE CAN MAKE GOOD ART! ANYONE CAN MAKE BAD ART! NO LESSONS REQUIRED - EVER! See http://www.museumofbadart.org/
Reminds me of the “My 4 year old can do this” bit that was on the news a while ago.
This guy saw these paintings going for hundreds of thousands of dollars that looked just likethe splatters his 4 year old daughter was doing. He had her make a bunch that he then sold. People didn’t believe his kid did them, even when he showed the vidoetapes.
I just read about a 3-year-old girl who had a show of her photographs at a restaurant. Of course, her parents are professional photographers, so they were the ones with all the connections to arrange it.
margueritem about 14 years ago
It blends in quite well…
parethed about 14 years ago
“Art” like that all looks pretty much the same to me…what’s the point?
showdown about 14 years ago
now thats funny
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
entirely possible, if done on canvas and framed…
this is considered ‘genius’ art:
http://www.artnet.com/Galleries/Artwork_Detail.asp?G=&gid=42&which=&ViewArtistBy=&aid=13705&wid=425731869&source=artist&rta=http://www.artnet.com
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
My brother and I used to joke about doing that at university when all the junk from the art students would go on display.
treBsdrawkcaB about 14 years ago
Joe-Allen “Joe” Dotysaid, about 8 hours ago
Guard # 1, apparently, your kid never had an art lesson.
AND DOESN’T NEED ONE!!The guy with the Science degree asks, “Why does it do that?”. The guy with the Engineering degree asks, “How does it do that?”. The guy with the Accounting degree asks, “How much does it cost when it does that?”. The guy with the “Arts” degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”.
ANYONE CAN MAKE GOOD ART! ANYONE CAN MAKE BAD ART! NO LESSONS REQUIRED - EVER! See http://www.museumofbadart.org/
lunatic03867 about 14 years ago
Reminds me of the “My 4 year old can do this” bit that was on the news a while ago.
This guy saw these paintings going for hundreds of thousands of dollars that looked just likethe splatters his 4 year old daughter was doing. He had her make a bunch that he then sold. People didn’t believe his kid did them, even when he showed the vidoetapes.
pawpawbear about 14 years ago
I repeat myself, but, I don’t know much about art but I know what I like. Does that make me a Cretin?
Also, instead of objective, I think you meant subjective. Objective is about realism. Subjective is about feelings and abstract is certainly not real.
Jascat about 14 years ago
OMG what was I thinking?! I could have sold my kids’ doodles and made a bundle! lol
coffeeturtle about 14 years ago
Remember that time when the paint can slipped from the top of the ladder and splattered the wall…. yup, that was probably $1million work of art. :-D
mrslukeskywalker about 14 years ago
I’ve seen monkeys and elephants produce better art than some of the stuff in the galleries. It sells for quite a bit too.
rw1h about 14 years ago
I know I don’t see any distinction……….
k_sera about 14 years ago
I just read about a 3-year-old girl who had a show of her photographs at a restaurant. Of course, her parents are professional photographers, so they were the ones with all the connections to arrange it.
Ushindi about 14 years ago
k_sera: You read the SF Chronicle also?