Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 18, 2014
September 17, 2014
September 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, you never bargained for the danger... you were just in it for me! You were just trying to save me... I was such a dope to think I didn't need saving. Please wake up... please... Breezy: Rip? A-are you crying? Rip Haywire: No, I-I hit my thumb with a... passing turtle?
Rod Gonzalez over 9 years ago
Akward with a capital Ak.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Milk his tenderness softly Breezy. It is difficult for a tough man to cry.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Passing turtle? What was it passing? Never mind…
PMark over 9 years ago
Don’t get me wrong. I am enjoying this little division as much as the next guy, but in case any of you have forgotten, they were chasing the Highwayman and left Cobra alone in a train with a bunch of stolen bank money.
Focus!!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
Thank you, Dan. You’re not like Aaron. Whew!
mntim over 9 years ago
Torplexia: The irresistible urge to pick up a passing turtle and hit your thumb with it. It’s well-established mental disorder that I just made up.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Yaaaaa and whew!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 9 years ago
twue love, what is twue love?
cindyorch over 9 years ago
told ya
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
It takes a lot to make a man cry. Those passing turtles can be rather unpredictable.
DorianKTB over 9 years ago
Breezy lives! Hooray for the passing turtles! :-D
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Well, those passing turtles can be nasty, but they don’t usually attack if you leave them alone.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
What was he doing playing with turtles when he had a supposedly dead Breezy in his lap?
ColonelClaus over 9 years ago
Ya sure a post turtle didn’t fall and hit you in the head there, Rip?
Garfield El Peregrino over 9 years ago
Whew! So all the clapping and chanting from yesterday did work!