Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 08, 2014

Mongo calling

They probably get a dozen calls a day like that.

I wonder how are Bob’s Baked Beans compared to Bush Brothers & Company’s (the commercials included a “talking” dog named Duke).

I see that she has an in-basket, but where’s the out?Oh right, that’s where it is.

When Tatulli stoops to a fart joke, at least he does it with some imagination.

Beans, beans. The magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. Beans are high in fiber. Bacteria in the colon processes fiber and creates gas as a result. As you age, you need more fiber. Which is why we older folk are called “Old Farts”.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So let’s have beans for every meal!

Lio is just being a typical little boy with his combined phone prank and fart humor. I dare say the Bob’s Baked Beans Inc. Complaint Department lady is used to this sort of thing….

Uh oh!

For some reason, I am feeling the need to take a Beano tablet right now…

Please, no flatulence “humor.” It’s too easy.

Is Lio full of beans ?

Cool retro phone, Lio.