Panda in middle of couch: "Remove dark circles around the eyes"? Who's their marketing genius? Panda on right of couch: Let's just eat her.
oops—meant to say, gonna be panda-monium soon.
Naah… let’s just get her to buy us some bamboo shoots!
I thought pandas didn’t eat meat. Well, maybe salesladies taste like bamboo.
Yes!
She also has a depilatory cream that will leave a panda bare.
Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony…
gopher gofer: You got there first. I was going to preface it with, “Why don’t we just shoot her and get out of here?” Still the best book on punctuation ever written.
With those glasses are you sure? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
Why have “Raccoon eyes” always seemed to be big with clueless young girls and prostitutes.
They don’t test that stuff on animals and I hear they don’t keep the factory so clean, either. They’d rather risk a pandemic.
pcolli: So do true bears. Pandas more accurately evolved from carnivores, while bears are quite omnivorous.
Sounds good..except panda’s….eat bamboo.
No, no, no- it’s “eats shoots and leaves”.
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 9 years ago
oops—meant to say, gonna be panda-monium soon.
jnik23260 over 9 years ago
Naah… let’s just get her to buy us some bamboo shoots!
electricshadow Premium Member over 9 years ago
I thought pandas didn’t eat meat. Well, maybe salesladies taste like bamboo.
L over 9 years ago
Yes!
osceola over 9 years ago
She also has a depilatory cream that will leave a panda bare.
J Short over 9 years ago
Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony…
hippogriff over 9 years ago
gopher gofer: You got there first. I was going to preface it with, “Why don’t we just shoot her and get out of here?” Still the best book on punctuation ever written.
Odd Dog Premium Member over 9 years ago
With those glasses are you sure? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
mistercatworks over 9 years ago
Why have “Raccoon eyes” always seemed to be big with clueless young girls and prostitutes.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
They don’t test that stuff on animals and I hear they don’t keep the factory so clean, either. They’d rather risk a pandemic.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
pcolli: So do true bears. Pandas more accurately evolved from carnivores, while bears are quite omnivorous.
Scorchwave over 9 years ago
Sounds good..except panda’s….eat bamboo.
heatherjasper over 9 years ago
No, no, no- it’s “eats shoots and leaves”.