Supposedly one Pope made a phone call to someone in a village in Switzerland. When he identified himself as the Pope, the village operator replied “If you’re the Pope, then I’m the Empress of China.”
Reminds me of a story about 60 years old—one snowy day, Charles and Andrew sneaked out of Buckingham Palace, and proceeded to have a snowball fight with some neighborhood boys. Eventually the British guards on the palace noticed, and grabbed some of the boys, including Charles and Andrew. He demanded to know who they were. Charles declared, “I am Charles, Prince of Wales!” Andrew went next, “I’m the Duke of York!” The third boy, in his best Cockny accent, responded after a few moments, “I’m wif me mates, gov. I’m the Archbishop of Canterbury!”
Miny Boy over 9 years ago
Being pope has it’s good points.
Rogers George Premium Member over 9 years ago
I love it!
ladykat over 9 years ago
Cute!!!
fielja over 9 years ago
he does have a fun sense of humor….
ehtaniguchi over 9 years ago
I love that Francis has an old-school clamshell cellphone. He actually talks to people instead of just updating his Facebook page.
rphbeta over 9 years ago
Maybe he is calling to invite her back into the fold.
kaffekup over 9 years ago
Nah, she’s the head of the competition.If she returned, she couldn’t get divorced, or use birth control, or get an abortion. Notgonnahappen.
Jogger2 over 9 years ago
Supposedly one Pope made a phone call to someone in a village in Switzerland. When he identified himself as the Pope, the village operator replied “If you’re the Pope, then I’m the Empress of China.”
bmonk over 8 years ago
Reminds me of a story about 60 years old—one snowy day, Charles and Andrew sneaked out of Buckingham Palace, and proceeded to have a snowball fight with some neighborhood boys. Eventually the British guards on the palace noticed, and grabbed some of the boys, including Charles and Andrew. He demanded to know who they were. Charles declared, “I am Charles, Prince of Wales!” Andrew went next, “I’m the Duke of York!” The third boy, in his best Cockny accent, responded after a few moments, “I’m wif me mates, gov. I’m the Archbishop of Canterbury!”