Garfield by Jim Davis for November 06, 2014

Don’t strain yourself, Jon.

That boy’s about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball. – Foghorn Leghorn

Jon might be changing his name to Jonco cousin to Ronco.

There’s more?

I can’t take it, the suspense is killing me…

I’m sure it’s not that important. We know this from Jon’s other thoughts in previous strips.

“THE FIVE MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE US NAVY”

A Seaman saying, “I learned this in Boot Camp…”A Petty Officer saying, “Trust me, sir…”A Lieutenant JG saying, “Based on my experience…”A Lieutenant saying, “I was just thinking…”A Chief chuckling, “Watch this…”

USN 65-95

“Stay tuned. Don’t go away!”

xxx

Garfield Minus Garfield version:

Panel 1:

Jon: I’ve been thinking . . .

Panel2:(Jon reacts)

Panel 3:Jon: And . . .

4th panel:“I am putting you on a strict weight loss diet, Garfield”…

5th panel:(no more Jon)

How. who knew