Monty by Jim Meddick for August 25, 2014
August 24, 2014
August 26, 2014
Transcript:
Ok, grab a bow... The archery instructor will be here any-- Hey, kids! Sorry I'm late... I had a little issue. Come up on th' ol target range, and... Aah! I don't get it. This gag was a hit at Chucklehead's open mic night... I think maybe the ketchup on the exit wound is what lost em.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 9 years ago
In his current incarnation, Monty’s brain is about the size of a skinned walnut. Just slightly above golden retriever.
oldpine52 over 9 years ago
A frontal lobetmy might improve his personnality.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Hey, kids! As long as he’s walking and talking with that arrow through his noggin there’s no need for panic. Save it for when he keels over and begins frothing at the mouth….(Just playing along with your gag, Monty.)
stlmaddog5 over 9 years ago
I wouldn’t use ketchup. Better to use theatrical blood. Correct consistency and color.
billyruffian over 9 years ago
Better to just take an arrow and jam it straight through his prefrontal cortex.
billyruffian over 9 years ago
Sorry if I sound bitter today, getting my apartment sprayed for bedbugs this morning…
e.groves over 9 years ago
Early Steve Martin.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Again Monty misses his brain. … sometimes that is not a good thing.