She drives like Henny Youngman’s wife.
So, Mutt collects on her but she won’t collect on him.
Years ago I bought a new car. My wife says “What? No passenger side air bag?” I said “Couldn’t afford it, but don’t worry. When we replace YOUR car we’ll get passenger side air bags.”
I bought a little import that was so cheap you had to blow up your own air bags.
“Brakes? What brakes?!”
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Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
She drives like Henny Youngman’s wife.
Retired Dude over 9 years ago
So, Mutt collects on her but she won’t collect on him.
Years ago I bought a new car. My wife says “What? No passenger side air bag?” I said “Couldn’t afford it, but don’t worry. When we replace YOUR car we’ll get passenger side air bags.”
Max Starman Jones over 9 years ago
I bought a little import that was so cheap you had to blow up your own air bags.
Number Three over 9 years ago
“Brakes? What brakes?!”
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