Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2014
August 13, 2014
August 15, 2014
Transcript:
Highwayman: Kill the woman who failed to trick Haywire. That walking chin will pay for seeing through my needlessly elaborate plans! Miss Bucksley: Nooooo! Pretty people aren't supposed to be punished... isn't that a law or something? Rip Haywire: So, I see you're on the wrong end of the Highwayman, now. We have something in common. Miss. Bucksley: Oh my gosh, can we talk about his hat? It smells like the smudge pond at a pig farm!
Kali39 over 9 years ago
No, dear. You’re not in your underwear. Read the fine print in your contract. That’s a further clause…
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
That decoy car has more holes than a SyFy channel movie plot!
Sayman over 9 years ago
Ka-Save!
brulemonster over 9 years ago
I have smelled that smell. It is one of the most foul odors on the planet.
lecrenb over 9 years ago
The Highwayman has a right side? Or just 2 wrong sides?
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
All that’s missing now is a girl with mousy brown hair.Then he’ll have his KA-Harem.
stuartj12 over 9 years ago
Just needs a bald woman.
warjoski Premium Member over 9 years ago
Once upon a time there were three beautiful girls who went to the mercenary academy, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Rip.
RIP’S ANGELS!!! PT 2: The Catty-ness
Coming soon to a theater or comic strip near you
dimndno over 9 years ago
So a redhead, a brunette and a blond go into a bar…..
imbaldeagle over 9 years ago
Apparently that sludge pond is about 63 gallons. Why? Because that’s the volume of a hogshead. Remember the hat’s smell…
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Who’s driving the ka-decoy ?
warjoski Premium Member over 9 years ago
Settle down Mr. Voice-of-a-Gender. I just cut and pasted the original intro to Charlie’s Angels