Close to Home by John McPherson for March 05, 2010

need some money?

They cleverly put Alfred E. Neuman’s picture on the $20s….

And risk getting 5-10 for counterfeting (your state law may vary).

Dan Obama

Counterfieting is a Federal crime, isn’t it?

Alfred E. Neuman makes about as much sense as Ronald Reagan.

you don’t have to make a federal case out of it!

they will bail themseves out.

With the state of the economy, where do I sign on?

Counterfeiting, is that where someone prints money they don’t have? Ought to be a law. Though Alfred E. Newman has run for President many times, he is alive and cannot be on a bill. The two Senators from my state should qualify.

There’s a lot of kitchen renovators that have made a pretty good living out of counter fitting…

with all the new technology in computers, this is possible

Literally making money.

bald, the printing could be done, it’s not using the special linen paper that’s extremely hard to come by which gives most counterfeit bills away though.

Why not print your own? Obama does it every day, and thanks to him what you print is as worthless as what he prints. No biggie.

Doctor Toon stole my line…

Which was originally from an insurance commercial…

“We make money the old fashioned way…” We PRINT it!

Should invest in a replicator.

I don’t know if you can trust your kid…He has that look in his eyes.

Digital Frog - I love it!

In Junior High School, one suggested in the school paper that we combine Metal Shop with Police Science so that “Steeling” would come easy…

There was a counterfeiting ring down here in La that somehow bleached out $10 bills, and reprinted them as $100. They looked absolutely flawless. The only way to tell they were counterfeit was by holding them up to the light. Then you could see that the hologram was of the wrong president, and the security strip said $10 instead of $100. It was pretty brilliant.

I heard of a man who made big money. It was a half inch too big. He’s still serving time now.